Monday, May 21, 2012


Dear Otterbox,
Where were you when Zac dropped his itouch on the garage floor and shattered the front of it to pieces? Why is this most always the case with me and my family and anything electronic?

Dear Bank Teller Lady,
I am so sorry that I drove off with your bank tube the other day. I didn't realize I had done it until I got home and found it right beside me in the passenger seat. I was a bit unraveled due to an earlier fender bender.  I promise I will bring it back soon. Surely, I am not the only person who has ever done that.

Dear Cell Phone Service Provider,
Where was that phone call that informs me that you "may have a better plan for me"...when Jonathan reached $50.00 in texting overage. Apparently not everyone is using Verizon...and these little girls will need to be added to our friends and family list....even if it means I have to remove my own mother.

Dear Zennioptical,
I love you. The fact that I can get really cute eye glasses for myself and for Jonathan at super huge discounts makes me so happy. I do not care that I have to wait 2 weeks to get them. You have saved me hundreds of dollars, no doubt.

Dear Neighborhood Swim Team Coaches.
Can you please remember that this is supposed to be fun. We are not training these children for the Olympics....yet.  At this point, we are just trying to keep them from quitting the swim team before the first meet. The water is cold and you are not in it. Lighten up a bit...and hopefully Zac will stick with it.

Letters...super fun and therapeutic too.
Enjoy your day!
If you missed the post about Emily's fender bender, you can read about it here.


  1. I CRACKED UP over the 'removing your mother to accommodate the girls' letter!!

  2. I so need to do this. Maybe it will relieve some stress. I agree, with Holly, the removing the mother comment was a hoot!

  3. love these - i should do a little letter-writing myself ;-)

  4. All swim coaches need that letter. I'm gonna need to post it myself here in a week when swim team starts up here.